


“I was only wondering when Harry got here.”
“What? Harry? Harry who?”
“Harry Potter of course.”
“I think I’d know if Harry Potter was in my house, wouldn’t I?”
“His trunk is in the kitchen and his owl.”
“Oh no, dear, I seriously doubt that.”
“Harry? Did someone say Harry?”
“Me, nosy, is he up there with you?”
“Of course not, I think I’d know if my best friend was in my room, wouldn’t I?”
“Is that an owl I heard?”
Tiger Beatdown › The Edward Cullen Underpants Conundrum (via sexisnottheenemy) (via hangthelights)
Very true. Though personally, I don’t so much object to the objectification of Sparkleson, as I object to the stalkitude and the general creepiness of the series. And the fact that Bella doesn’t have a life that isn’t about Edward Cullen.

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When I was a kid, my brothers used to play something similar, though I don’t remember if it was on the (tiny, tiny) PC or on a game console. I used to sit by their elbows and watch, all the time, and I still enjoy watching someone else play an actionpacked game like this. I’m a little bit of a backseat driver, but it’s like watching an interactive movie. And I got to hang out with my much older brothers in their room, which was cool like whoa.