What is it, Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.
YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
I /AM/ YOUR WIFE
JEANINE, I LOVE YOU REALLY. EVEN THOUGH YOU FUCK MY WIFE.
What is it, Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.
YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
I /AM/ YOUR WIFE
JEANINE, I LOVE YOU REALLY. EVEN THOUGH YOU FUCK MY WIFE.
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance [Official Video] (by DemonMusicGroup)
hipster princesses
omg Mulan is me.
(via dustofretreat)
(Source: seastar-targaryen, via k-urbz)
(Source: fr4nkiero, via erraticonstilts)
I think my 11-year-old cousin is a bad influence on me instead of the other way around.
(Source: mishasteaparty, via k-urbz)
The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.
Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via brooklynmutt)

Oh snap, I just fell over laughing.
(via sinkingorswimming)
(via peekadora)
‘Sherlock’ 2x03
(Dr. John Watson’s ‘I can’t with all this fuckery’ face)
#even the lamp there is aroused
I just laughed so hard I scared my cat out of the room.
(via k-urbz)

Six canon SteveTony moments.
Besides one that I just added because I liked it.
(Source: ironnman, via fuckyeahtonysteve)
So if “word of god” applies, this is apparently canon now.
All of my what.
reblogging because I want everyone to have this mental image in their heads
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[Gif 1: “The pundits have asked ‘Is this all some joke?’ I say if they are calling being allowed to form a Super PAC and collecting unlimited, untraceable amounts of money from individuals, unions and corporations and spend[sic] that money on political ads and for person[sic] enrichment and then surrender that Super PAC to one of my closest friends while I explore a run for office.
Gif 2: If that is a joke, then they are saying our entire campaign finance system is a joke]
When Colbert is on point he is always really on point.
(via peekadora)
From The Three Garridebs, written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
(Source: phytochemical, via victoryjobs)
#obligatory bj joke comic
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[x]
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