JESUS FUCKING GODDAMN CHRIST ON A FUCKING WEETABIX I CAN’T I JUST AAAAARGGGHH ASKJHFKJADHFKJAHF 

Supposed to be having a meeting with my shrink, oh, right about now. Just as I was on my way out the door, they call me.

“She’s on sick leave right now, has been for a week, you had a meeting today, well, she’ll call! Cheerio!”

YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS NOW?