a kinder, gentler machine gun hand

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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS PAINFULLY UNREQUITED. THERE YOU ARE, WITH 4 % OF MY TUMBLR LOVE AND I DON'T EVEN MAKE IT TO YOUR LIST OF CRUSHES. WHENEVER YOU APPEAR ON MY DASH, I STARE LONGINGLY AT THAT HEADLESS WOMAN IN YOUR ICON, WHILE THE FULL MOON SPREADS ITS SOFT LIGHT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN. AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE SWEDISH. AND THEN I LAUGH. BECAUSE ICE HOCKEY.

This might be the best ask I’ve ever gotten, ngl. I was having a deeply miserable day, and this made my life at LEAST 4% better.


1 month ago on 19 Apr, 12 | 2  notes

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What are some of your favourite books?

BEST QUESTION EVER. Should I go by genre or just in general?

Big Jane Austen fan here, so Sense & Sensibility and Persuasion goes onto that list. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (sweet, sweet cracky vampire goodness). Catch-22. Middlemarch. To Kill a Mockingbird. Let the Right One In (proper horror that. Don’t read it in a dark room). All of the Discworld novels (well, almost). The Remains of the Day.

But some of my favorite books of all time, forever and ever, amen, are Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones, Rachel’s Holiday by Marian Keyes, and Popular Music From Vittula by Mikael Niemi. Love that shit like I love pie.


3 months ago on 15 Feb, 12 | 1  notes

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I get that you're voicing your opinions, but there's voicing your opinions and being rude. Where you're from really shouldn't come into it. I'm not American and I can still appreciate that he did amazing things.

Oh, absolutely. As I’ve said, repeatedly, I do appreciate the man. War hero, so on, and I’m sure a stellar human being. But I was responding to the “fighting for your freedom” comment which… well, no, not really. Basilone got shit done, but ensuring my personal freedom is not one of them. And even if he did, it was more than a one man effort — John Basilone shouldn’t be put on a pedestal.


3 months ago on 10 Feb, 12

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What is Cracked?

Oh dear.

Well, basically it’s like TVTropes. Once you get linked, good luck getting out in the forseeable future. 

Before you click that link, remember to notify family, friends, your job and/or roommates so they’ll have a team of Sherpa’s on standby when they haven’t seen you for three days. Pack lunch. Godspeed, grasshopper. http://www.cracked.com/


4 months ago on 1 Feb, 12 | 1  notes

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where does your tumblr username come from?

It’s from one of my favorite poems by Lewis Carroll.

A boat, beneath a sunny sky
Lingering onward dreamily
In an evening of July —

Children three that nestle near,
Eager eye and willing ear
Pleased a simple tale to hear —

Long has paled that sunny sky:
Echoes fade and memories die:
Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.

Children yet, the tale to hear,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Lovingly shall nestle near.

In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream —
Lingering in the golden gleam —
Life, what is it but a dream?


4 months ago on 26 Jan, 12

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i'm glad to see you around again. i was worried about you. :>

Aw, Nonnie. *hugs* Mostly that was because my laptop desperately needed rebooting for like a month and couldn’t handle Tumblr, and I have a really short attention span?


4 months ago on 14 Jan, 12