Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

riskitforabiscuit101:

Eddie Izzard is everything

crumpeteatingwoofter:

dirtyprettything:

Eddy Izzard American vs. British English Sketch (by jhill100)

‘you say ‘erbs and we say herbs, because there’s a fucking H in it’ 

You say ‘leisure’…we say ‘lysuraiey’. 

derbydoom:

hotandflustered:

What is it, Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.

YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE?

I /AM/ YOUR WIFE

JEANINE, I LOVE YOU REALLY. EVEN THOUGH YOU FUCK MY WIFE. 

"Women wear what they want and so do I… I consider it a superhero thing. It involves wearing a dress, wearing make-up - and fighting people who have a problem with it."

BRITAIN WHAT’S THAT BEHIND YOUR BACK OH IT’S INDIA AND A NUMBER OF OTHER COUNTRIES GIVE THEM BACK!