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harlemisha:

most accurate definition ever

#there is no justice in this world

linaerys:

marielikestodraw:

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

Fuckin win.

If I ever thought I couldn’t love Idris Elba even more …

honeyspider:

moment-of-sen:

shamrocked:

honeyspider:

andreawilkins:

honeyspider:

tabbysboobs:

clearawaythebarricades:

albuspercivalwulfric:

I mean really

nobody has money that is prettier than australian money

I don’t understand how people function without conveniently coloured money … 

Seeing that green sheen of the $100 in your birthday card from your grandparents …

$100 off your grandparents? I’m lucky if I get $20 off my grandfather.

Every time I travel between Australia and New Zealand I have to get all used to the different colours being different amounts.

I always always end up giving people the wrong amount.

get your multi-colored lady money outta here

this is amurrica

WHERE OUR MONEY IS GREEN AND OUR DUDES IS UGLY.

BRING IT AMERICA!

#I just learned that you should NEVER google ‘hardcore kiwi bird’ #just DON’T

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I just choked laughing at that tag and now I really want to try it.

Fine! But you were warned!

niall-horan-gives-no-fucks:

Liam’s iron grasp on Niall’s hoodie is the only thing preventing him from running in the opposite damned direction.

#Girl has got the signature Watson look DOWN. #A.K.A. the What-The-Fuck-Is-This-Shit-Holmes-What-The-Fuck-Is-My-Life look. #Perfection. #Can I get her in a gif set with all of the other exasperated!Watsons? #Please?

“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.” 

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

bloodysweety:

 

 Capes by zombie-fingers

cumberpheasant:

jlannister:

in finland, we actually all look like monsters　

yes. you think that was makeup. it was actually just one of us au naturel.

consultingasshole:

silencingthedrums:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

I need an adult.

I miss the days when I wasn’t able to understand the reference. Now I just want to die laughing.

silverpancake:

Q_Q Based on conversation with my friend. I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE AVENGERS SPAM.

how to kiss 

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

liminalzone:

in my top ten favorite moments. (the whole movie is my top ten favorite moments)

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.