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I see a lot of spoilers and stuff because I have to cover the show for Hypable, but I think even a casual watcher would be like - they’re probably not going to kill off Derek.

Karen (Not Another Teen Wolf Podcast Episode #26 – Dead-ish)

 #my reaction was #okay #let me see him die #let me see him cremated #let me see his ashes SCATTERED ACROSS THE COUNTRY #even then #nah he probably survived #he’s simultaneously one of the most fucked up and most resilient characters i’ve seen #put him in a cage with two starving lions — oh wait they did that #he was fine #shoot him point-blank from three feet away #he’ll get up and murder his uncle #eviscerate him #nope #stick a pipe in him for six hours #nothing #tortured for days? #meh #we’ve already seen people who were burned alive with their throats ripped out come back fine #derek’s going to be fine #and will live another day to make awful decisions #derek hale is werewolf batman #seriously he gets incapacitated more than anyone mostly because people are constantly trying to kill him

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Saturday Night Live 36x12
“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.
And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

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Saturday Night Live 36x12

When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

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This show is like, someone’s tickling you. And it’s fun and cute and you’re like haha no stop haha.

AND THEN THEY START STABBING YOU.

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hollaroden:

YOU KNOW WHAT I CANT BELIEVE IS THAT STEPHAN HAS BEEN SITTING HERE ON TUMBLR HEARING OUR THEORIES AND WINNING US OVER WITH HIS DUMB LITTLE FANBOY ANTICS AND THEN SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER HIS CHARACTER IS SATAN

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wanderection:

x.

You mean, don’t criticise it TO THEIR FACE. Or where they can easily find you and stab you.

At least be armed and ready.

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eveningowl:

sometimes i cry because teen wolf isn’t on hbo

if they were, the wolves would be wolves and naked 78% of the time

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How To Love Teen WolfAn Official Guide in 15 Inevitable Steps by Jamie Jew (aka ponfarrisforwerewolves)

Step 1:Purchase a handle of bourbon*Step 2: Wake up around 10 AM and resign yourself to being a person in your mid-twenties having a hobby that surrounds itself around horrible CGI and werewolves. Then curse MTV for bringing this to you (and because they’re also the ones who told you that your vote matters and that Avril Lavigne was cool.) 
Step 3: 10:30 AM. Begin drinking.
Step 4:Roll your eyes a lot about how you will never love this show and how stupid everyone around you is for loving it. 
Step 5:Drink more.
Step 6:5 PM. Start where you left off in the episode.
Step 7:Try to ship Derek/Stiles, feel confused. Take two shots.Step 8:Have what I like to call THE FUCKING MOMENT (where sadly, no fucking actually happens. sigh.) Begin shipping Derek/Stiles. Feel confused because you’re experiencing emotion. Shrug it off, drink more, blame the bourbon.
Step 9:Realize you have either fast forwarded through all scenes containing Scott and Allison or have drank yourself blind at this point. Blog about this.
Step 10:Hydrate as you reflect on your life.
Step 11:Feel choked up about Derek Hale. Drink more.
Step 12:Finish the season. Sit in drunken silence for a few minutes.
Step 13: Secretly look up Derek/Stiles fic.
Step 14:Experience more emotion. Blog this and blame everyone around you. Realize you can ship Allison/Lydia and that this headcanon is beautiful. (I recommend this fic as a nice starting point.) Hate your friends a little less because sweet and endearing badass lesbians warm your heart. (or other things.)
Step 15: You’re Pack now. Take up day drinking, surrender all dignity, pass out in your best dress with lipstick smeared across your tearstained face. 
*or vodka, three boxes of wine, tequila, etc.

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How To Love Teen Wolf
An Official Guide in 15 Inevitable Steps
by
Jamie Jew (aka ponfarrisforwerewolves)

Step 1:
Purchase a handle of bourbon*

Step 2: 
Wake up around 10 AM and resign yourself to being a person in your mid-twenties having a hobby that surrounds itself around horrible CGI and werewolves. Then curse MTV for bringing this to you (and because they’re also the ones who told you that your vote matters and that Avril Lavigne was cool.) 

Step 3: 
10:30 AM. Begin drinking.

Step 4:
Roll your eyes a lot about how you will never love this show and how stupid everyone around you is for loving it. 

Step 5:
Drink more.

Step 6:
5 PM. Start where you left off in the episode.

Step 7:
Try to ship Derek/Stiles, feel confused. Take two shots.

Step 8:
Have what I like to call THE FUCKING MOMENT (where sadly, no fucking actually happens. sigh.) Begin shipping Derek/Stiles. Feel confused because you’re experiencing emotion. Shrug it off, drink more, blame the bourbon.

Step 9:
Realize you have either fast forwarded through all scenes containing Scott and Allison or have drank yourself blind at this point. Blog about this.

Step 10:
Hydrate as you reflect on your life.

Step 11:
Feel choked up about Derek Hale. Drink more.

Step 12:
Finish the season. Sit in drunken silence for a few minutes.

Step 13:
Secretly look up Derek/Stiles fic.

Step 14:
Experience more emotion. Blog this and blame everyone around you. Realize you can ship Allison/Lydia and that this headcanon is beautiful. (I recommend this fic as a nice starting point.) Hate your friends a little less because sweet and endearing badass lesbians warm your heart. (or other things.)

Step 15:
You’re Pack now. Take up day drinking, surrender all dignity, pass out in your best dress with lipstick smeared across your tearstained face. 

*or vodka, three boxes of wine, tequila, etc.

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The greatest love story the world has ever known.

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  • Me when I first joined Tumblr: I am a mature, responsible adult and I will use my blog as such. I will write about important events in my life, possibly food and movies, and I will make and communicate with friends.
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It’s always frustrating to talk about movies with people who don’t love cinema as much as you do

#I’m not kidding #sometimes I wanna cry because of a camera angle

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  • Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

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